Friday, December 19, 2008

**FAVORITE TEXTS OF THE MOMENT**

who doesnt love a good text?

-"Lets Party"

-..."And girl this fine ass nigga works in stock. Girl he is absolutely breathtaking"

-"Bitch alost arrrresterd"

-"Yeeeeesss mufucccccccccccccckkkkkkkaaaaa cherry rum is the fuckin shittttttt"

-Sent out a fuckin sos msg to ny and becky and becky ended up havin a super fuckin maxi pad."

-This woman on the bus wants me to become a school counselor and a zeta "its the only way to go". She also informed me that I should work at this one particular school in pg and speak with a man named homer in the human resources department bc "he cool"

-"I never go more than two days without bathing".

-"ur a dirty cunt and ima slap u in the face in public"

-"Dont try to use your moldy puss as incentive"

-"I see now that your gonna be the parent who doesnt discipline"

-lol. Beer. BEEEERRR!!!'

FAVORITE BY A LANDSLIDE
-" I KAN SPELL. HOUSEHOLD TERMS. YOUR MOMS PUSSY SMELLS LIKE PIGEON BATH WATER"

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