It's so interesting to me that "people" that smoke all of the time never have an ashtray. NEVER
MOST POPULAR PSEUDO ASHTRAYS:
1. Bottlecaps
2.Scrap pieces of paper
3.Hands...thats always hot...you can smoke and then burn yourself for no apparent reason
4.cups..with liquid still in it...so the following morning theres a nice little concoction of mold, still liquid and ash
5. The floor...when all else fails, just tip it on the floor..it'll blend into the carpet someday.
SOMETHING ELSE.....
Do serial killers receive holiday greeting cards? Or do they celebrate any holidays? What does a serial killer do to celebrate his or her birthday? Add an extra body for their years of life? Or what do they do on Christmas? When everyone else is in such a cheery spirit...do they call their family members? Do they go to their families homes and eat? Talk to their nieces and nephews? Furthermore....what do they say when posed with the question, "What have you been up to?"..SERIAL KILLER: "Oh nothing..just killing people..you know..the usual..nothing major". That's weird. It actually goes a little beyond weird..
FURTHERMORE...
Can lumberjacks be considered terrorists on humanity? If we need oxygen to thrive...and trees are our source of said oxygen....what does that mean for them? They're taking away our air supply...there quite possibly should be a national campaign protesting lumberjacks...Not John....but all of the others.. :)
What would you do if you birthed a child that when asked what he or she wanted to be when they grew up said something absolutely absurd? Like...
- "i want to be a criminal"
-"I want to be stupid..and not make sense of anything.
-" i want to be obese...and make the most of any food that comes my way"
How does a parent respond to that?
"I know you would like to be a criminal, but try being a doctor....it's completely different, but I think you'll find it rewarding."
I pray I dont have to deal with that...
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