Phuck

-Im in the strangest of moods
-I feel like there are many Brandi souls in my body..one in my throat, one in my head...only on the right side...and one in my soul...wherever that is
-Is it strange that I think my soul is somewhere near my abdomen? I can't place it anywhere else..it has to BE somewhere..i can't imagine a soul being in my toes..maybe it's in the ink of my tattoos..that would be hot.
-I want to say FUCK really loudly right now...this isn't the first time this break that I've felt like that. Well I did it..didn't do what I thought it would do.
-I've stolen a fucking awesomely delicious ring from my mom. It's so effing gorgeous its stupid. And it makes me feel so incestually gay and giddy that she was like doing cool shit and being gorgeous (which she was...and so...THE SHIT)with the same ring on her little hand.
-I hate peeing instantly..I love it..but only when I hold it so long that when I finally release it, its orgasmic.
-I don't do ringtones anymore.
-My dad's name is Joseph...and I call him Joe.
-I have over 25 first cousins..and 14 aunts and uncles. Family functions are sick.
-I got refracted for glasses and I so badly want that piece of equipment that eliminates the lenses for glasses....it makes the coolest sound..and it's only $2500..totally asking for it for Christmas.
-I love the way my ring finger and pinkie look. they're so cute.
-I lost 15 pounds this break...HAHA..sike..but i did lose 3.
-My handwriting has gone to shit over the past couple of years.
-it takes me about 2 hours to get out of the bed in the morning..and about 4 to get up and get dressed to go out in the evening.
-I CAN'T STAND being put on the spot for my number from an undesirable guy. But I hate to be mean.
-I wish Brandi was my niddle name and I had a cool first name that I only sometimes went by. My brother and sister get to...what is this Amos conspiracy?
-WHHHHHHYYYYYYYY can't someone give me a nickname? It's been so long..am i not worthy?
-I wonder if my kids will know how to tell time, do simple mathematics, and spell...